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Writer's picturePaul Found

How would Dr Seuss explain Data Engineering??

Well I asked ChatGPT, now I know! ✨ ✨ In the land of Seuss, where the Whos love to play, Data Engineering is a part of their day. Let me tell you, dear friend, how it all takes its course, In the whimsical, magical, Seussian discourse. ✨ ✨ Oh, the data they gather from hither and yon, From the high hills of Floop to the swamps of Fregon. They collect and they wrangle, they clean and they store, In their marvellous, wondrous, data-filled core. ✨ ✨ A Data Engineer, a curious creature, you see, Takes the data and shapes it, like clay, wild and free. From the structure of Horton to the hues of a Sneetch, They transform and they mold, till it's all within reach. ✨ ✨ With a flip and a flop, a Horton Hadoop they use, To store all the data, the Whos' daily news. And Spark, oh, the Spark, like a Seussian torch, Process data so fast, it'll leave you in awe. ✨ ✨ A bit of the SQL, like a Zizzer-Zoof flower, Helps querying data and gives them the power. To combine and to filter, to sort and to group, Creating insights that make the Whos loop-de-loop. ✨ ✨ Integration, dear friend, is a key to success, Connecting the pieces, avoiding a mess. From APIs, webhooks, and systems galore, The data flows smoothly, like a river to shore. ✨ ✨ Now the data is ready, and it's time to report, To the Data Scientists, the Seussian cohort. They'll model, predict, and unravel the scene, With the help of the data, so clean and so keen. ✨ ✨ In the world of the Seuss, where the data does flow, The Data Engineers are the heroes, don't you know? They gather, they wrangle, they structure and store, In the wonderful, magical, Seussian data core. ✨ ✨ Are there any Authors with a distinctive style that you would ask to describe your job?


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